Saturday, 23 July 2011
My Mum took me out to have my hair cut on Wednesday because I suddenly thought my hair didn't suit me. Since it was after school and thursday was the last day I wanted it done ready for the final day. So me and me Mum went out of Grange Park to the normal hairdressers but it was shut so we searched around Brough and Eleton and at last found one.
I got my hair washed, cut into a bob, layered and had a side fringe put in. Now my Mum said that I looked more grown up.
Sos couldn't get a picture but if you look at my account setting picture then that is kind of what I look like. Bye the way is not a very good picture.
Tuesday, 31 May 2011
THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST FIVE RIDDLES I HAVE SEEN....THE ANSWERS ARE AT THE BOTTOM. RIDDLE #5 IS AMAZING. IT SHARPENS THOSE GENES IN YOUR BRAIN!!
The 5 riddles....
1. A murderer is condemned to death He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away?
4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?
5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching!
THE ANSWERS TO ALL FIVE THE RIDDLES ARE BELOW:
1. The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead. That one was easy, right?
2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry (shot; held under water; and hung).
3. Charcoal, as it is used in barbecuing.
4. Sure you can name three consecutive days, yesterday, today, and tomorrow!
5. The letter e, which is the most common letter used in the English language, does not appear even once in the paragraph.
Monday, 30 May 2011
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.'
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.'
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean, what in the world is this?'
(you're gonna love this)
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
'It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone.'
(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)
Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!
Have a lovely day
Ho I guys SOS I haven't been on for ages I had alot of things to do over Christmas and new year. By the way hope you had a bill time over the holidays. All the info I have given you is quite old so I am going to up date the blog later. However since it is the holidays I probably won't be posting every day but you never no I might find time. More over in a few weeks I am going on a school trip with my year group to Robin Wood. It sounds amazing. So I will tell you about that and even what my friend felt about the trip. But I can't take my laptop with me so I am going to post when I get back. I will try post again as soon as possible.
More info In a couple of days.