The best 5 riddles

THIS IS ONE OF THE  BEST FIVE RIDDLES I HAVE SEEN....THE ANSWERS ARE AT THE BOTTOM.  RIDDLE  #5 IS AMAZING.  IT SHARPENS THOSE GENES IN YOUR BRAIN!!  The 5 riddles.... 1. A murderer is condemned to death He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of  raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third  is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?  2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she  hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful  dinner together. How can this be?  3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away?  4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday? 5. This is an unusual paragraph.  I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out  what is so unusual about it.  It looks so ordinary and plain that you  would think nothing was wrong with it.  In fact, nothing is wrong with  it! It is highly unusual though.  Study it and think about it, but you  still may not find anything odd.  But if you work at it a bit, you might  find out. Try to do so without any coaching!  THE ANSWERS TO ALL  FIVE THE RIDDLES ARE BELOW: 1. The third room.  Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.  That one was easy, right?  2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry (shot; held under water; and hung).  3. Charcoal, as it is used in barbecuing.  4. Sure you can name three consecutive days, yesterday, today, and tomorrow!  5. The letter e, which is the most common letter used in the English language, does not appear even once in the paragraph.  EmmyX

Kermit the fog

                
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.'
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.'
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean, what in the world is this?'
(you're gonna love this)
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
'It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone.'
(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)
Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!
Have a lovely day


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THIS IS FUN AND ADDICTIVE AND COULD MAKE YOU LATE FOR SCHOOL OR WORK

My highest is 151 but I have only tried it twice

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Under water bowling 

I wm back with all new gossip for you guys.

Ho I guys SOS I haven't been on for ages I had alot of things to do over Christmas and new year. By the way hope you had a bill time over the holidays. All the info I have given you is quite old so I am going to up date the blog later. However since it is the holidays I probably won't be posting every day but you never no I might find time. More over in a few weeks I am going on a school trip with my year group to Robin Wood. It sounds amazing. So I will tell you about that and even what my friend felt about the trip. But I can't take my laptop with me so I am going to post when I get back. I will try post again as soon as possible.
Emmy

Cheyl Cole

After heading back to Britain after being kicked off the American X Factor Cheryl Cole has been reportedly seclude in a secret location While speaking about her firing for the first time. According to the mirror the former Girls Aloud singers was even pondering an exit on the UK version of the show - as she's been given an ultimatum by ITV bosses in regards to being back on to her duties on the popular Music television show.
More info In a couple of days.
EmmyX

Tut tut tut

Cheryl cole has been smoking for years but we never new that she has been smoking 20 a day, this may seem bad but look at her figure and her voice.Thats not all she has been going on a date again with her X Mr Cole and being kicked of the American X Factor dosnt make her life any beater. I wonder if she is going to make it back on to X Factor in Britan. Who knows why she was kicked off the American X Factor I do... The people there couldn't understand her,since she has a geordie accent she was kicked off, even though she probably wanted to stay on it.

My friend has a blog

My best friend, Maggi, has created a blog about the top ten things every week and would like to have as many followers as she can. If you would like to ask her a question about fashion, celebs and things like that then ask her in the comments and she will answer your question. We are on holiday at the momment and she has just created it so she will think up some more ideas later on. If you would like to see this amazing blog then follow this link

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This is my second blog

Hi I'm Emily and this is my second blog. This blog is about anything. I might put jokes, my life and more. I can't wait to hear your comments and I hope you like my posts.


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